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It is difficult to be sat on all day, every day, by some other creature, without forming an opinion on them.

On the other hand, it is perfectly possible to sit all day, every day, on top of another creature and not have the slightest thought about them whatsoever.

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Douglas Adams

this quote was literally in my sociology book 

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NAILED IT

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oswhin:

it is my greatest wish to time travel to the future and watch historically inaccurate period dramas about the early 2000s

critter-of-habit:

Queen Margaery - breaker of awkward moments.

in-sepiatones:

talking to people about my obsessions pretending im just a casual fan

outellect:

on a scale from 1 to sansa stark, how much do you regret your childhood crush

awwww-cute:

This is what happens when you try to eat beef jerky in a dog daycare

awwww-cute:

This is what happens when you try to eat beef jerky in a dog daycare

  • student: can i borrow a pencil
  • teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
  • student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious

bro-tard:

"Honey, he’s not listening!"

  • moses: let my people go
  • pharaoh: man what is WITH these sjws

sircuddlebuns:

Skip the Use - Nameless World

I AM SO IN LOVE WITH THIS! THE SONG AND THE ANIMATION ARE SO GOOD I AM HAVING AN OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE PLEASE WATCH THIS YOU WILL NOT BE SORRY